Thursday, October 25, 2012

"LOL you believe in a 2000 year old mythical creature, but people who grow pot are idiots? I don't think God would want you insulting his children like that.
You claim to want to be like Jesus, who accepted all people, but you're clearly a judgemental bitch. Wake up and look at yourself."


"I have just written to the Spanish Prime minister ..asking him to invade New York...this as a direct effect of reading your profile...the Spanish annexation of part of the USA would put us in the same country...and thus qualify as "near me"..and might go unnoticed as your lot are busy with elections and the like so might not notice. I could then crash one of your lectures and not be deported....or find some other way of attracting your attention!..Imagination ..or fantasy is a fine thing...if helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships...you could be responsible for the second Spanish Armada!...
A Scots admirer of what you say..and how you look....not as near you as he would like..."


Monday, October 22, 2012

Sunday, October 21, 2012

"i need to cum tickle you"

"CLOSE YOUR EYES,HAVE NO FEAR THE MONSTERS GONE HE'S ON THE RUN AND I AM HERE.BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL GIRL,BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP SAY A LITTLE PRAYER.

EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT'S GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.OUT ON THE OCEAN SAILING AWAY,I CAN HARDLY WAITE TO SEE YOU COME OF AGE.BUT I GUESS WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO BE PATIENT.CAUSE IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO,A HARD ROAD TO HOE.


BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET ,TAKE MY HAND.LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHILE YOUR BUSY MAKEING OTHER PLANS. BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFULGIRL.


THERE I JUST WROTE THIS ONE FOR YOU,AND YOU ALONE.HOPE I STILL HAVE THE WORDS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS."


 

Saturday, October 20, 2012

"if your a best girl friend maybe you can suck me dry ...lol"

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

"Ouch... It's too bad you know nothing of humility, experience, or having your ego shatter... And that's just based on your looks alone, being as beautiful as you are, you wouldn't even be able to even touch the surface of what that feels like. Let's not mention the fact you work as a "financial firm" which just shows what you're really after and how heartless and self absorbed you are. LOL.

And let's not even comment on the entire "You should message me if" fucking novel you wrote, searching for that "pie in the sky." Waiting for that Leonardo Di-Capra-Cock to waltz into your life and take you out on a nice date to a fancy restaurant and then kiss you goodnight without trying to fuck you up the ass on the first visit. It's so fucking narcissistic and pretentious, I don't even know where to start.


Anyway's I just thought it was super fucking hilarious, so I really had to comment on how dumb you sound.


I'm over it now, get back to living your shallow life... Haha, have a good one."


 
"ur gay"

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

"Hey hottie, I wanna bang you. Lol"

"Do you like big cock?
No disrespect, I just have a difficult time finding a girl friend who takes care of business on a consistent basis.​"


Sunday, October 14, 2012

"do you fuck a lot?"

"not with people who do drugs and are open to casual sex."

"speak for yourself. One of my friends fucked you. He said it was awful."

"hey babe"

"yes you do you
just don't know it
let me at that pussy"

"fuck you cunt
I'm gonna get at you one way or another skank"

"YOu little slut! lets fuck sometime.."

 

Saturday, October 13, 2012

"Your first pictures makes me want to bend you over and shove me 13" cock inside your ass."

"Oh thanks, good timing. I just started mastutbating​"

"Hello cutie pie. I would like to be in a realationship with u if u like me. my cellphone number is ***-***-****. Give me a call and we can start talking if u want too ok. I like to be out doors and I like fishing, camping, hiking, and all the things. Etc ..... I love to cook, clean, play games on my Xbox 360. I will be their for u and do anything for u all u have to do is ask me ok. Talk too u soon. Thank-you"

"Why not? R u being a mean girl to me or what?"

 "Why not? U Should call me and talk to me cutie pie"

 "Why r u being a bitch?"

"give me a hand job ? :)"

"5thing are your a freek at all 1second one are your true where honey loyal care romance out go friend 3 one how big is your pussy it little or big 4 one do your want it marry one day I do want it marry one day 5one will come see me I need same body real searcher I do play game at all 6 one what are your will to do make men happy any thing I do any thing for my women make her happy what your number Are your single at all have bless day in the lord your is cutie I rate your a 10+ baby"

"I luv ur vagina​"

Friday, October 12, 2012

"Very exciting. To touch and feel your warmth, the sweet wetness are wonderful.To gently let my fingers brush aganst your sweet spot while kissing your moist lips at the same time."

Thursday, October 11, 2012

"you look like u want some cock. i got it babe hmu"

"Like to fuck u
What do u think
Be frank​"


"Not sure if you're normal"

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Monday, October 8, 2012

"Do ya like your hair touched​"

"good luck u ugly fat HOG!!!!!!!OINK OINK"

"*clicks tongue*

Nigga nooga fried chiken"


 
"No grandmas allowed!"

"hey whats up (: want to hang tonight"

"o really? ): got ur own place?"

"oh nice, could u give me maybe gas monyif i come down."

"okay i would but i dont get paid till friday"

"GOLDNIGGER"

"lets meet tonight"

 "why wouldnt you just stay quiet? a copy paste message does not require a reply. silly girl"

 "you cannot offend me. you are stupid. you dont even realize that you are stupid."

 "you are suffering too much. when you are ready to get serious and meet up let me know, play your polite games with your boyfriend.

nice to meet you btw"


"ok look. Do you feel that I am trying to meet with you??? you are the first girl that replied a no to my message. all girls are either quiet or ready to fuck. whats the point to show yourself and to say a no. stay quiet when you have a chance to stay quiet. do not seek attention. do not try to feel important. and to be honest you are the ugliest girl that ever rejected me.

no offence:)"


"fuck me"

"I want to take you out, seduce you, dominate you and make you want to submit to the point where that is all you can think of.

Are you free Wednesday, Thursday, or Sunday?"


 
"It's a pleasure to meet you. I was wondering if you would be interested in having pictures made of you in giantess form! Giantess pictures are the style of pictures I have on my albums and you really be great if you would take done pictures . You are very beautiful!!! Reply back if you are interested :) thank you​"

"I know I'm beyond your age range, and ya just never know when you can't help yourself and have to say let's have dinner.
 

Have you ever considered being a modern day mail order bride? You're very pretty, we would need to of course share, and there would be a couple of physical visits to be sure we really liked each other. Then load you in the wagon with all your worldly possessions(okay truck now) and move you off into the middle of no where to set up house, raise the family and live happily ever after?
 

It's interesting how well that worked 150 years ago. Older established man sent out his desires, a woman answered his add, and the the oxen took them to their new home, life and husband. The world has upgraded a little bit since then. The months in a wagon are but hours today. The Newspaper add is now an online add where we can chat quicker, and actually talk over the new fangled phones. The transition that could take over a year can now be perfomed in days, possibly weeks, yet the similar actions could be repeated.
 

Interested? Old house with plenty of room for a child of whatever age(even if it's just me). Quiet rural living with towns near by. A chance to change your life completely and it all started with an add (okay profile).
 

That or if you at least enjoyed the read you could say Hi."

"Well you're wrong sweetheart...the article was not from the Onion...but from an abstract from a legitimate social science journal...hope your cynicism leads you directly to Prince Charming"

 "what an unimaginative and unpleasant person you are...go away"

 "Ouch! I mean REALLY ouch...your comment hurts!! My remark referenced one-dimensional stereotypes...afraid you don't even rise to that level...pathetic"

"go troll for guys who like you wearing the pants"

 "Buh-Bye "She-Who-Believes-She-Is-Much-More Intelligent-Than-She-Really-Is" - the vexing thing about stupid people is that they don't realize how stupid they really are - BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID!"

"Can we give each other back and front body rubs ?"

"Hey sexy, I'd love to shoot a big gooey load on you"

"Hi can i ask you a question please hope you don't mind just curious what you'd do if in this situation.....what would you do if you met a guy that you was attracted to a nice guy, you really liked him but he told you he had a submissive side and asked you to sit on his face and breakwind.....would you do it or would you feel awkward and lose interest in the guy?"

"lets meet tonight"

 "so what? you have never dated assholes?"

"How come the uglier the whore the more shit she talks? I find that an interesting tendency :)

I am not trying to offend you. I am simply used to call things their names.


I mean, Its not like you are not a whore..."


"You are the first one to ever reply to a copy paste message with a "rejection". Do you feel that I am trying to get you? You obviously have serious ego problems. A copy paste message is a message that you wither say yes to or ignore. I didnt even see your ugly face before sending that message to you, you piece of shit ugly manly whore.

Next time you want to talk shit to somebody talk to your husband. To officially announce that you are not replying anymore, means that my messages make you suffer. keep suffering whore. If I was ugly like you are I would probably talk shit to people for no reason as well.


truth hurts"


"I want have sex with u baby I like u sooo muccchhhhh​"


Sunday, October 7, 2012

"can l make love to you?"

"sweetheart lets make love under the stars!"

"come on baby let me taste the sweetness of your love!"

"l will be your boy toy, talk to me sweetheart!!!!!!!!!"

"Is it weird I want to eat you out?​"

 "Don't worry I say that to all the girls.​"

"hello, how are you. did you do anything fun for the weekend ? you look lovely and sound so nice.
your beautiful smile and sexy eyes gave me warm feelings and long hard thick problem. i took a picture for you. what's your email ?

hugs"


 
"REALLY ? Could have made a fucking better cover page to hide behind!!! To can't stop lying!!!! Thats why I did it. If you don't stop it will go to far!!​"

"Here's a joke that will show you I'm funny and honest.

I started reading the book The God of Small Things, because I wanted to learn about the god of my penis!


It's funny and no guy would lie about something like that! :)"


"hi how about tonight you are ready for sex baby."

"Would your vagina be interested in meeting my penis? I must warn you he's a little shy. ​"

"Let’s spend my last night in New York fucking."

"So you could handle fucking me anytime u wanted, would love to be your boy toy​"

"Im sure you would enjoy showing me, lets just go slow, just admit you love riding cock​"