Friday, December 28, 2012

"i beg you ....... please fart on me... i'm cold"

"I'm shocked your inbox isn't full. I really don't have some cleaver line for you. I am unique in my own aspect and love to have fun. If I'm not making people laugh I'm not doing things right. My tattoos for the most part for shock value. If you get to know me I will let you in on a tattoo that " KID CHRIS " @ KUFO payed for. It's a fun story. My life is a open book so if and I hope you are maybe wanting to talk and get to know each other we both will have great life story's to talk about. To avoid conflict of times on this site you can text at anytime ***-***-**** ​"

"That sucks. Did I get the sun and earth question wrong. I just started on this site last night so I'm sure when I answer all the questions it might change.​"

"You try to be a hard core woman but your just wondering " WTF"! Can this out spoken dude with stupid ass tattoos that don't make any scenes make you go " ooooooo" yum and ooooo 20 times. I'm just a person and you as one of us things should lete at least meet you for blood to fuck it ill cut my wrist to bleed it out."

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

"How's your pussy sir?​"

"You gay go pervert​"

 

Sunday, December 23, 2012

"why did you check my profile if you dont want to fuck me!"

Saturday, December 22, 2012

"Do you like man who is really oral in bed and loves to passionately and vigorously eat you vagina and ass in a sloppy fashion? I find that really hot, don't mean to gross you out though ;)"

"Oh wow and that acne? SERIOUSLY? like you would have a chance with me? LOL good luck with that. I'm surprised you wouldn't be driving from your trailer park to come see me right now. I'm a 5 star stud and you are a 1 star nasty looking thing...Bye!"

Thursday, December 20, 2012

"oh my God you mean your bisexual? what the fuck, am not sure your pussy has come in contact with a real dick to fuck u hard that Y ur still doing both ways, u need a real dick girl."

Monday, December 17, 2012

"Hi, i'm ****. First of all you are definetly so beautiful and sexy. Secondly i would be very happy if i could be a friend of this beautiful girl. When you read my profile, you'll see it, but let me tell about it here also. I want to make cyber sex with you if its possible and ok for you too. We can share fantesies and i can tell you about my country's customs while seeing each other in front of the camera. You can find my skype id in my profile. Take care yourself.......... :) "

"i want to bullrage into your flowering cunt"

"well...should have given me a chance rather then blowing me off when we had hardly spoken...i thought you were in new york......uh huh  ;) "

 "That is kind of harsh don't you think? I am just playing around. Yeesh don't get your grannie panties in a tangle."

"it wouldn't let me log in, I'm assuming my account was deleted as usual since I was IP banned, I'm using a blocker but my shit still gets deleted once they figure it out. Can I have your e-mail? I saw just from my e-mail you wrote me but I could only see a clip of it that said that I must be a troll or have no life or both but then it wouldn't let me log in. Yes I am a troll w/ no life, your assumptions are correct, I'm trying to change that and meet a girl but none will reply w/ or w/o a pic, you're the only one to respond in a long time and you never used to. I have even written you before w/ pics and you never replied, none do. I'm 31 but maybe we can be friends or more, I see you lean heavily toward women but maybe we'll click, have u met anyone on here? You appear cute, I'm more than a foot taller than you but I'm more fucked up than you are socially, I think we might click. Can you please write me at ******** at g mail, you know what I'm saying, I had to space it out cause it doesn't allow you to send e-mail addresses. Thanks for responding, I only saw that little bit maybe u told me to fuck off I donno but I'd like the opportunity to meet, I had a premonition you thought about me for a moment today, if you can't tell I'm fucking insane but harmless. If you want we can drink some tea and you can def take off your pants and even belt out some show tunes if you'd please. I've saved up my disability money from having social phobia and I'm probably getting a place by myself in bangor if I can't find a roommate but for now I'm in sucksport about a half hour away, can we meet sometime babe? lemme know what's going on w/ u"

"So I know this is a long shot however I must try, I want to see you naked you live far away so I don't have to worry about meeting up. You are good looking and I intend to please myself to said pictures, could you help me out? It is more of a compliment than anything and I understand if you're offended so sorry if that us the case. I find honesty to be the most important thing in life,so feel free to give me your unfiltered response​"

Sunday, December 16, 2012

"Hmmm... Someone looks like they gotta big mouth for a big Dick"

Saturday, December 15, 2012

"Go fuck yourself with a rusty saw you stupid cunt... the right person or maybe just a great person to be with is about the person, who they are, their personality, not their age, colour, job, social background.. you are a pathetic, small minded, ageist bitch."

"Women with large breasts have higher I.Q. Is that true?"

Thursday, December 13, 2012

"you know your pretty cute , yet the majority of females on here are pretty sexy, im just curious to see what makes you different. or is it true when they say all girls are the same .lol"

"dushbag i am. lol i never said i wasn't lol... im guessing u didnt read my profile either lol. out of curiousity why do girls get all worked up when guys dont read there profiles."

"REALLY?LOL pop quiz--- whats my favorite color? and i did read it ... after your bickering .lol maybe your right , but i was able to tell you were a mechanic just by looking at your pics, you have a strong look to you, like a mechanic. lol hey would laugh if i was to blow on your belly button or is that just babys'? i didnt find this on your profile.lol"

 "Why you changing the subject lol. see i knew girls were all the same ,all they want is to get in my pants, toot it and boot it. well i got news for you ,Air Force. I dont fuck on the first date. I'll tell you what. Email me at *****@***** and tell me three qualities you possess that would make me want to get to know you better. I will of course, send you a non-illustrated pic if I like what you have to say. ;)"

"First weird ,ahhh yeah.. and that's what they all say. I wasn't trying to pick you up , but watever . and its not my fault someone doesn't now how to read. maybe that's why you got kicked out the air force."

Monday, December 10, 2012

"u r way too pale and scrawny when looking at more of ur pics. someobody should wip out there and have finish the meal like a goo girl"

"wanna go out ?"

"didnt your momma teach you manners ? no thanks would have been a nice reply if you were going to reply at all bioch"

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

"let me know if you ever need a good dick."

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

"hey diddle diddle I see your fuckin nipple."

Monday, December 3, 2012

"He he what's the kinkiest/naughtiest thins you have ever done and or wanted to try cutie? He he he for me I'd say it was the time I let a girl use a strap on on me ;)​"

"Honestly, I think you're so amazing! Your dating profile is so hot I want to make love to it. I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. Who needs Apple maps to get lost in your eyes? Nobody! From now on this will be the day we celebrate where you gave up on finding someone else better than me. I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart. I want us to stick together like the pages in my porn magazines do. I would climb the highest incline on a treadmill for you. I'd hold in my farts for you. I hope my excessive drinking, mental instability, and stalking habits don't keep you from having sexual relations with me. Everyday I'm going to use proper grammar on you until your clothes fall off. Even if we found out we are cousins I'd still bang you because there's no one else I'd rather have a pregnancy scare with. I want to love you like a sheep herder loves beastiality. Please let me be the retired space shuttle to your specially designed 747 carrier plane! Soul mates? I think yes, as long as I can break my bad habit of bailing on the first date."

Sunday, December 2, 2012

"Fuck you whos the girl behind you hahahah"

Saturday, December 1, 2012