"excuse me, hi i was wondering if i could be the hello to your kitty tonight?"

"sarcasm, ennui, cynicism, the dismissive plea for "authenticity" whose meaning you can't begin to define, the steel-black theatre mask covering the cowering child, and the selfreferential loop that packs endless padding onto an empty core, are all as white as fuck. you learned those behaviours off useless white people. stop being white. just fucking get your accountancy diploma or pharmacy degree and stop making your parents cry"

"my whiteness by no means ends there. i used to listen to radiohead ffs"

"Hi
Im 6 inches taller than u, dark,and some say very handsome and very wize :D

I am looking for whores"

"Hello there, How are you?
I feel so attracted towards older females. Please tell me if you are interested in young guys?"

"No way. You aren't old honey"

"Mine penis is 10 inches long & very thick I'm in trouble in finding a girl for me who could like & afford it"

"If you could travel through time, when would you want to go to?​"

"Whhhhaaaattt??? You're so clever. That's really clever. Where you born so clever, or did you learn it from years of being raped​"

"Penises look like arrows..do you break them too?"

"Wanna fuck today? I am real and this is a real question. Interested?"

"i got my own spot wanna come back to my crib an hang​"

"??¿????? we just hanging i want hurt cha​"

"let me put this big black dick in that pussy​"

"Hey I read over your profile and im curious how do you feel about incest and beastiality/zoophilia?​"

"Yo girl you artsy as fuck na mean bitch? Can I jizz in yo dimples?​"

"Hey vixen, go get me some wine. You know which way the kitchen is.?"

"you are probably the most retarded person i've met on this "dating" site."

"I don't take this site seriously. Usually if I meet someone here in real life, I fuck them. I have plenty of real life friends where I don't need more. I just like to look nice, but deep inside I'm an asshole. ​"

"Too bad...I'm clingy. I can cling my lips and tongue to your labia and munch."

"Hi...saw your picture and you look precious :) Would love to have you cuddled up here with me, have these strong big hands wrapped around you, glide them down to your hips and sway you playfully against my tall strong body, my green eyes staring into yours...love to hear back from you..."

"I speak my mind, I go after what I want...my name's *******. The bad is from my favorite show, "Breaking Bad"...and also, I'm a bit of a bad boy. I've been on vacation, down at the beach at my family's beach house in Miami...want you here next to this this powerful fit alpha, could lay underneath the hot sun, over the white soft sand...have you lay in a sexy lil bikini I bought for you...my tall powerful body over yours...as you me on your back, massaging your head with my strong big hands...having you relax and unwind...my big rough hands caressing your body, feeling how hard and fit I was against you, a real man, your hung strong American stud, purring into your ear that I wanted to please and pamper you :)"

"You'd never be someone I'd take interest in so you need not concern yourself with my smile. Keep it moving with that gay ass tattoo! Lmbo, like really?! And you have a kid? What insane, desperate, lunatic allowed you to not only go inside raw but also nut! HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF?! YUCK!!!!​"

"Maybe I have some resemblance to Takeshi? :)"

"Anyway would be glad to get drunk with you, or watch a movie..."

 "Or smoke... By the way what do you think about my profile, something is missing or should be changed?​"

"You wanna earn money? I pay you $5 for each reply :)​"

"Have you heard a joke: what is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?​"

"I m kidding, it's inappropriate joke about girls. It's easier to pick up heavier girls, because they get less attention.​"

"Do you like pho? Lets have a lunch together.​"

"hey sexy looking for fun???"

"Message me if you have a nice car? Seriously woman? Wow...thanks for the laugh. Oh and 27? maybe 15 years ago."

"I want to lick your pussy real bad will you suck on my cock and I will make you orgasm for the restaurant lives​"

"Let's become conjoined twins.
I know a surgeon who has an LSD addiction and is desperate for money.
 
I'm sorry, I'm not very good at pick up lines."

"Glad youre relieved Obama won Now we can have fun a deficit of. $22 trillion within 2 years. unemployment over 9% more Americans getting murdered by Muslim terrorists all over. further US credit downgrades as spending money we borrow 48 cents on the dollar increases. inflation and higher intetest rates but hey so what if we all starve like Greece? we have a "nice guy" in the white house who isnt a wealthy guy and sill make sure none of us will be wealthy. Oh yeacobama just gave Morsi of Egypt and leader of terrorist Muslim Brotherhood 4 F16 bomber planes and 220 tanks to help him kill Hews and destroy Israel thats a great idea. If I were not Jewish, youd be my dream girl​"

"hey did you know that 85% of women masturbate in the shower and the other 15% sing. I know pretty wild huh? and do you know what they sing?"

"for a fat bitch, you have quite an attitude."

"Heyyyyy​"

"I dnt knw why I like ur boobs and ass​"

"Can u tel me why ???​"

"Dnt get angry"

"I jus asked simple question"

"Want to have some memorable sex?"

"For some reason your third pic reminds me of a Vietnamese transvestite."

"Wow. Obvious by that message how fucked up you are! Glad I found out before I saw your ugly ass! Lol. Go fuck yourself you negative dick sucker.​"

"Hi there,
I read through your profile as well as looked at your stunning pictures, but I am having trouble deciding whether you are male and/or just British. Forgive me if this seems rude, it is the aspergers."

"Cause you look like a man, and I have emotional issues, obviously. Gtfo my internet."

"You're so beautiful and so gorgeous​"

"I love you​"

"Have you ever seen an uncut man before ?​"

"1 night face down azz up...yup..lol"

 "Takeout the w & t in wtf that's it"

"R u mad ?"

"I promise I won't let you down! I'll fuck you incredibly"

"I want some pussy right now."

"Would u let me pay you for sex?"

"Im sorry for being creepy."

"Im really a nice guy once you get to know me."

"How much will it cost to pound your vaginal area so gingerly?"

"do you want to do it with me today?:$​"

"No?? Ok.:(​"

"I pick you up if you want.​"

"Hi​"

"i am a 31yrs old black woman who wishes to meet her dream man on here for a better and entertaining life.i am the most sexiest woman on earth i will say.i have nice boobs and sweet swelling tits.let try our selves on webcam or pic exchange.​"

"lets meet"

"strange question. didn't you join this site to meet guys?"

"are you serious? you are trusting this sites match percentage to meet people? why would you ever take that into consideration? you are funny."

"lol its really not the point of this website. you write a summary, post pics and talk to people. This site is not God, neither it is built by genius psychiatrists. I do not suggest you trust it for anything. trust yourself ;) "

"ya I know. every whore wants to feel important"

"yeah. cause all your sweet talkers guys that bang you call you a whore behind your back. at least I call things their names to the face."

"I love unshaved armpits... I didnt know you are so critical and that you are a pick up line whore."

"why do you swear? thats not polite... whats wrong with you?"

"Hey sweetie..how are u​"

"What's going on waaayyyy down in the kuntry??? LoL​"

"Not wanting to talk. If u be sweet, u just might get lucky....u know, to talk to me, lol. I'm joking!​"

 "Wut a bitch! I'd be mad too if I was 21 with an unplanned child that ur parents have to take care of, and the black Sperm donor isn't anywhere around, oh I'm sure I'm helping to, with the tax money that I provide you. Btw, if u REALLY was "a good mother", u would have your sorry ass in bed, setting example for the LiL basturd! Now fuck off, u tramp!"

"That's wut I do when I'm pissed off, by a biatch!" 

"Nite nite, poptart! And u almost had me :((​ "

"I smell the toilet paper after I wipe my ass everytime .....
Want to meet for drinks ??​"

"how's being a bitch treating ya?"

"Many discerning males interpret barely-filled out profiles as traps set by identity thieves, such as yourself.

Because you have crafted an otherwise compelling profile featuring a gorgeous young lady, you are to be at least commended on your taste. So I make you this deal: Admit to me your deception, inform me what you gain from your miscreancy, as well as how you make your money. In exchange I will tell you Three Secrets that will Up Your Game.

(This message was copied and pasted with love.)"

"​hi​"

"Hi, ok a little more substance than hi. Hi! You're so hot that I would let a blind, epileptic man shave my entire body with a hunter's knife, then ride a pool noodle through shark and piranha-infested waters with Carrie's bucket of pork blood balanced on my head, just to get the chance to purchase your bikini bottoms after they've been donated to Goodwill unwashed and let hang for five years. Hi!​"
 

"Hi how you doing!!?
Honestly I never tried poly stuff but I would love to try !!!​"

"Hi
​would u marry a guy for $$$ to help him apply for a social security​"

"Hey what are you doin tonight I wanna have a good time w you and if ur ok with it I wanna give you a great sensual massage and maybe stick it inside you when your not paying attention and make you squirt"