Monday, February 11, 2013

"ohhhh heavenly blessed beauty, i would drag my balls through 1 million miles of broken glass across the sahara desert with rosie odonnell's queef as my only air supply just to get a whiff of your panties after they had been donated to a thrift store and used as a cum rag by a HIV positive homeless man"

"The first thing they notice about you is your eyes and smile? Wow..not exactly an original answer. They might think you’re intelligent, capable and efficient? You do realize the question says “the first thing” right? Anyone who would decide you have those qualities upon first meeting you is an idiot, which an intelligent person would not socialize with idiots. Maybe you consider going to Essex Community College, You may get educated and meet men your type!!"

"Hey wanna fuck?​"

"And your black, that won't get you anywhere.. Lol​"

"​srx​"

"Sex​"

"Yea last time I tried it back fried and asked the wrong thing so I just went straight out with it​"

"Ok so how are you these days​"

"Stop watching porn and fuck me​"

"I would love to motorboat them titties... No, just kidding(kind of) I couldnt help it lol. Im ***** by the way :)"

"Would you have responded if I had said anything different?"


"Tryna fuck?"

"There room on my face for two. So there's no problem there. I like to snuggle at any time. I do like to eat meat, red on occasion and for sure plenty of pink."

"Do you like meeting very well hung men?​"

Sunday, February 10, 2013

"I'd love to pull your panties off and lick you for hours.
You're gorgeous."


"You are super sexy! Wanna bang?​"

"With the right antidepressant, enough booze and just the right lighting, I'm pretty sure I can make you weak in the knees; well, with those 3 items or a ball-peen hammer."

"well you're pretty awesome.. too bad you're a dumb city girl.."

Saturday, February 2, 2013

"We could have ruled the cosmos together..!"