Thursday, November 29, 2012

"Hey there! Do you like Indian food?"

"Ha! I laughed out loud. Chinese food, then? Might need a hot girl to take out this weekend. :)"

"Who said anything about date? I'm selling you to the Russian Mob. How do you feel about mail-orders?"

"Watch your mouth bitch I might just Nick them all out​"

"would you rather be thrown to rabid dogs, or hung on a pole and shot at frequently?"

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

"Hello, I'm not Jewish. However, I'm pretty cheap and always look for sales. Thanks."

Saturday, November 24, 2012

"Why don't we have sex while we are both in Stanford? I liked your hair color a lot. I can teach you any scientific course during the intercourse"

 "Okay then. You lose"

Saturday, November 17, 2012

"how much do you charge for oral?"

 "How about 25 for handjob?"

"lol,im old enough to shoot a load down your throat.last offer is 30 for a handjob."

 "Lol.i never said 25 cents.and a handjob is simple.you should do it for free."

 "Can i take you to dinner?anywhere you want."

"Hello there good looking! You sound like a sexual person. Lets get together and work on some sexual role playing or your sexual fantasies."

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

"Is it possible to sleep with a girl from the first date?"

"What do you think ?"

"I have been in united states for five months and i thought its easy to find a girl friend but it appears to me they are very conservatives towards sex"

"would you sleep with me from the first date -__+"

"I would like to lick your pussy"

 
"You creeped up my profile. Naughty, naughty.

So have you ever been to India? I want to take a trip to Mumbai sometime to see the sights. Also planning on getting my face snorkeled deep in some Indian twat - I'm sure they have prostitutes there."

"Funny story: So one of my former co-workers was aboard a Greek navy vessel which landed somewhere in India. He and his buddies were feeling randy, so they went looking for some ass. He's getting ready to do his business when the girl's smell hits his nose. She reeked so badly of curry spice he couldn't take it - he paid her and left!

LOL...I called him a fucking bozo and told him I would have balled her anyway.


I thought it was pretty cool that he paid her though. Don't you think that was cool of him?" 

 

Thursday, November 1, 2012

"Fuck off. Are you retarded or something? Your on a dating site with a picture of a baby. And I'm giving you compliments and your acting dumb as fuck like your something special.
If your not interested don't reply
Modesto people are so fucking trash"


"Learn how to spell kid."

"feel like fucking?"