now, how about we make a cuddle date and maybe i can give you the ol' lickaroo. say, friday?"
"Where do you live again? Haven't waited outside your house in ages.
And I'm not taking a no on the ol' lickaroo."
"What did you just say to me you stupid woman?? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Social Dynamics, and I've been involved in numerous secret pickups at the club, and I have over 300 kiss-closes. I am trained in PUA and I'm the top player you'll ever find. You are nothing to me but just another woman. I will seduce you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying by to me over the internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sargers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wets your pathetic little thing you call your panties. You're done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you cum in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in oral, but I have access to the entire arsenal of toys from Love Stuff and I will use it to its full extent to take you to the moon. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" fuck off was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you idiot. I will cum all over you and you will drown in it. You're done, kiddo."
"I could care less. I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but with all do respect, you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable
granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality, because it’s now like the pot calling the kettle cracked. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Accept the fax.
Irregardless, make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake. Because when bush comes to shrub, I don't joke around."
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